Monday, February 21, 2005

endorsement for store killing smalltown stores everywhere

This one's for those Walmart Lovers out there. There are lotsa people who like to bash walmart for being discriminatory against women and for killing small town america.

But, when I was leaving the doctor's office for the third time today, I saw a woman waiting with her preschool age daughter. The woman looked pretty classy, that's all I'm gonna say about her and her 80's style haircut. She was definitely dressed for the doctor's office... or the bar...

Anyway, as I passed them, the young girl found a walmart ad in a magazine. She showed it to her mom with lots of excitement. Her mom said, "oh, walmart, you wanna go to walmart? yeah, we'll be going there tonight."

The little girl started jumping up and down shouting, "Maw mawt, maw mawt, maw mawt." Yep, there's something there for everyone. Has anyone noticed they are equal opportunity now? Yeah, those rollback commercials now feature a female "smiley face" with a zorro sword. Things are looking up at old Maw Mawt.

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